Well, here's my all-out sales pitch: a FOR SALE sign on the gate!
Not that it will receive much attention: on average only three people a week come this far down the lane: the mailman (who's not buying); the junk mail distributor (who's not buying); and the garbage collector (who's not buying either).
Which leaves the odd tourist who's lost his way and, instead of buying himself a new GPS, may decide to buy "Riverbend"!
P.S. If you need a well-above average sign at a well-below average price, contact Joseph at Shoalhaven Signs.
