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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

PM says Australia will land a person on Mars by 2050


Actually, our unelected Prime Minister didn't say that.

Instead, she has announced a $6.5 billion education plan, an $8 billion National Disability Insurance Scheme, an extra $5 billion a year to house and process asylum seekers, and $4 billion for dental care.

Same difference! See you on Mars!