Today is Sunday, April 13, 2025

Believe in the power of you, just like every other psychopath

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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Size does matter: the new iPhone5


 

I've just ordered mine!

 


Men have two emotions - hungry and horny. If he hasn't got a glint in his eye, make him a sandwich.