Our alternative prime minister has always had a problem to express himself succinctly. He's now solved this problem by giving away this free t-shirt which explains what his alter-native government would look like if he were elected.
With the vast majority of Australians already "clients" of Centrelink, their branches have been busily distributing these t-shirts. The rest of us, the vanishingly small minority who haven't yet their snout in the government's coffers, may buy one by sending a direct email to Bill.Shorten.MP@aph.gov.au together with a cheque for $25,625.60 which is how much it costs every year to keep a 'partnered' unemploy-able in a lifestyle they're not accustomed to (please include a second blank cheque to cover all the other extras, such as rent assistance, free medical, free transportation - the list is too long to fit on this blog).
Make sure you ask for a t-shirt a few sizes bigger as it is bound to shrink in time, just like the rest of the country.
