Our useless Labor government is going into overdrive with a twenty-million-dollar advertising campaign which is full of motherhood statements. The only thing that campaign does not mention is for us to go on a diet so that our cars won't have to carry too much weight and hence use more fuel. I can almost see an extra fuel tax coming for overweight people!
Now here's a thought: could those hundreds of politicians, federal and state, not use our public transport - or at least 'communal' transport - instead of being chauffeur-driven all over Canberra and the country?
As for those terrible roof racks that are creating our fuel crisis, why not have a roof rack buy-back scheme? In fact, why not have a two-for-the-price-of-one and make it a roof rack AND firearms buy-back scheme?
As you can see, I'm full of it - as is this feckless government.
P.S. Some always want to go against the government's instructions:




