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Today's quote:

Thursday, March 8, 2012

I've been flooded ...


... with emails from well-meaning friends who inquired about possible flooding at "Riverbend".

Despite my having discarded the conventional rain gauge as I now measure the heavy downpours by the dinghy- and wheelbarrow-full, the Clyde River is (still) safely within its banks.

However, I do have taken the precaution of going to bed with a snorkel in my mouth, the only unintended consequence of which so far has been the wife's misinterpretation of my heavy breathing.