Today's (electrical) current event was getting the power laid on to the Nelligen Yacht Clubhouse. I called Dave of Berkrey Electrical Services. Three hours and $240 later, it was done.
”Two hundred and forty dollars for three hours' work?” I cried, ”That’s ridiculous! Why, I was an accountant and I didn’t charge that much.”
To which the electrician replied, ”Funny, when I was an accountant I didn’t either!”