Today is Tuesday, July 15, 2025
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?'
She wouldn't tell me. She said it would defeat the whole purpose.

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Saturday, May 11, 2013

The end of the tax year is near

 

Just make sure you answer all the questions correctly! (and I don't mean 'truthfully' but 'correctly')