Nobody actually knows what covfefe means, but then nobody actually knows what anything means that The Donald is tweeting, including The Donald himself.
Maybe Michael Wolff's new book, "Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House", will throw some light on this and many other utterances by The Great Man, but I won't rush out to buy it just yet; after all, I didn't rush out to buy "Mein Kampf" either.
Meanwhile, a new law which makes it legal for people in parts of the United States to pump their own fuel has been met with panic - see here.
Just consider this: a people who want to rule the world - and some of them are even deranged enough to think that they do - cannot pump their own petrol! Do the North Koreans fear to pump their own petrol?