Being on Page 3 of the Daily Mirror may have been a valid ambition at one time, but being squeezed onto Page 4 by www.realestate.com.au can be a little bit degrading.
Here "At home at RIVERBEND on the beautiful Clyde" you're always on Page 1, Colleen. And it won't cost you $2,800 - maybe just a cup of coffee next time you and I and Burkie meet in Sydney! ☺ Good luck!