So, with my birthday present taken care of, all that's left for you to do is to click here to wish me a Happy Birthday!
Well, I'm 66 (although I prefer to say I am 60 plus GST), but I try to comfort myself with the thought that if there were 18 months in every year I'd only be 44.
Okay, I know I am going bald because it takes longer and longer to wash my face and I have just had a mirror put over the kitchen table because at my age food has taken the place of sex in my life but I still don't need glasses and drink right out of the bottle.
And one positive thing about getting older is that you develop a sense of perspective about your legacy to future generations. People say things like, 'We're going to use up our Earth's resources. The Earth will be uninhabitable by 2050.' And I find myself nodding and saying, 'No problem, I'll be dead.'
Anyway, old age isn't so bad when you consider that alternative. And there'll be many more blogs before I shuffle off into that dark night.
♫♫ Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday to ME! ♫♫
