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Today's quote:

Monday, November 26, 2012

HOW TO START EACH DAY IN A POSITIVE WAY


1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Julia Gillard".

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you. "Do you really want to get rid of Julia Gillard ?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better?

 


The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Orange, seemed to be far too qualified for the job given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her job as a social worker and school teacher.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I've been divorced three times, owned two Holdens, supported the Wallabies, and I voted for Julia Gillard."