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Monday, November 12, 2012

An acute case of Buyer's Remorse

Riverbend

Having decided that the grand residence above on seven acres of waterfront land was too expensive at $2 million and having instead bought the wooden shack below on 3,000 square metres of waterfront land right next to it for $1.7 million instead, the new owners are suffering from an acute case of Buyer's Remorse and have put the place up for sale again.

Lane's End

It's for sale at $1,730,000, or separately at $965,000 for the shack and $765,000 for the adjoining vacant block of land.

Please form an orderly queue!




A friend of mine was stopped for speeding. The police officer asked him for his license.

My friend replies in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'