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Thursday, February 14, 2013

Happy Valentine's Day

 

Even our favourite op-shop Vinnies has got into the spirit of things with a bit of a risqué display of what to wear on Valentine's Day.

I've just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife but it's bound to end in tears as she isn't much of a snooker player.

 

What's the difference between lying to the taxman and lying to your wife?

If you get caught, the taxman still wants to screw you.