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Monday, July 27, 2015

Checking my vital signs

The German 'Rentenversicherung' sent me their once-a-year form in which somebody of authority has to confirm that I'm still alive and entitled to receive my German pension of €88.

I drove to the local court house where a friendly lady took my pulse and confirmed that I was still alive - but only just!