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Thursday, July 30, 2015

It'll raise the average IQ of both countries


Another man has been remanded in custody after being charged for attempting to travel to northern Iraq to fight with Islamic State. Why stop these people?

I'd help them pack their bags, get them to the plane on time, make sure they're seated comfortably, and even prepay their in-flight entertainment (RAMBO?)

I mean, their leaving Australia and going to Iraq should raise the average IQ of both countries by quite a large double-digit figure
(I always knew that having met 'Piggy' Muldoon in 1978 would one day come in handy ☺).

Good riddance to you! Just don't call my Australia your home!