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Thursday, July 2, 2015



My FOR SALE ad at www.realestate.com.au has now had over 5,000 clicks but not one single CLACK! :-) Perhaps it's time to rewrite the script? Here's my new draft:

Paradise for sale!

Most people call this Paradise; we have been calling it home for more than twenty years. It's now time to move on and let somebody else pinch themselves every time they gaze out on the river and wonder how long it will take to believe this is really true. There are 6-billion people on earth and just about all of them are not as lucky as you if you decide to buy "Riverbend" — fathom that platitude. Wake up! It is today, for tomorrow actually never comes, anyway not here at "Riverbend", a large double-storeyed brick residence set in parkland larger than all the other waterfront properties COMBINED. This is a Rolls Royce property and it is for sale at the price of a Lexus! This truly unique property consists of eight parcels of land, totalling some seven acres on eight separate freehold titles and for sale as one lot. The smallest block is 3313m² and the largest 3700m². The blocks are strung out like a necklace along the banks of the Clyde River with a huge 400 metre water frontage. Absolute waterfrontage - no public access! Enjoy sailing, swimming, and fishing at your doorstep! The land is mostly level and takes in an entire bend of the river. Located at the end of a very quiet cul-de-sac, the sense of peace and tranquillity is absolute: no traffic, no noise, no neighbours, and never to be built out! You have to live somewhere - it may as well be Paradise!

No pushing and shoving, please! Form an orderly queue and look at these pictures while you await your turn!

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