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Today's quote:

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Always look on the bright side of life

This one is for my mate Ian Paterson ☺


There are times when you feel you've grown a little tired and sleepy and are full of all those days already past. When you watch the news and are convinced the world has gone stark raving mad.

When all that's in your mailbox are bills and more bills; when the share market is tanking and the weather has turned cold and windy; and when you may be excused for wondering if there is a point to it all.

For all I know, there is no point to it all.

For all I know, life is a piece of shit.

Speaking of which, one friend of mine carries a permanent colostomy bag around with him while another can only empty his bladder with the help of a catheter and a lot of K-Y Jelly. So who's complaining, eh?

Join in the madness, get into Monty Python mode, have a chuckle to stay sane, and look on the bright side of life!

Come on, I dare you! Turn up the volume! ☺

As always, your always-trying-to-look-on-the-bright-side-of-life

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