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Today's quote:

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

I know one of them!

 

He lives in Fairfield. No, not Fairfield in Sydney (which is far too upmarket for him) but Fairfield in Connecticut. And he'd make a great bartender as he drinks only PEPSI.

Take a bow, Des! (you are allowed to look at it ONCE!)