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Saturday, August 20, 2016

If relaxing were an Olympic event, I'd require neck surgery from all my gold medals

 

Like my dental appointments, the Olympic Games only command my attention every four years which is just as well because I simply can't get myself interested in ribbon-waving rhythmic gymnasts and shuttlecock-chasing badminton players (although I'm beginning to develop a taste for female beach volleyball ☺).

Why not include poker players as well? They already have drug cheats, ticket scalpers and faked robberies, so why not include poker players?