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Why let others bring you down when your self-confidence can be devoured by your very own inner monologue?

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Saturday, September 3, 2016

Free toilet paper for the next three years

www.thisisaprivatesale.com

 

Padma has returned from her weekly shopping. She loves a bargain and this week's bargain seems to have been toilet paper, of which she bought two giant packs of 36 rolls each.

So what to do if suddenly a buyer turns up? Include it in the sale!

I've just been to the gate to rewrite the sign.