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Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Another visit to the Brodie Bunch

Grant Brodie practising dromedarian dental care during a visit to Dubai


How many of you look forward to a visit to the dentist? Yep, thought so! Well, I have good news for you: get yourselves booked in with Grant Brodie, dental surgeon extraordinaire in Ulladulla.

We've just been for another six-monthly check-up, and it has once again been very thorough and pleasant as well as extraordinarily inexpensive.

Grant Brodie needn't do any advertising but if he did, his byline would have to be "Gentle on your teeth and gentle on your wallet".



I'm still trying to convince him to put it on his business card.

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P.S. Telling you about my excellent dentist reminded me of the guy and the girl who meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says:, "Yes. How did you figure that out?" "Easy", she replies, "you keep washing your hands." One thing leads to another and they make love. After it's over the girl says, "You must be a very good dentist." The guy, now with an inflated ego, says, "Sure, I'm a very good dentist. How did you figure that out?" The girl replies, "I didn't feel a thing."