We've just been for another visit to the pool at the crack of dawn, and to crack a few jokes with Jake who was hired as a temporary lifeguard while he tours this Big Brown Land.
He's pretty good with his mouth which must've convinced Management that he'd also be good with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, although I wonder if they saw the metal stud on his tongue which is a tracking device left by the Western Australian mental asylum he escaped from.
Having written several colouring-in books himself, he promised to submit to Management my complaint that their safety instructions have a comma missing after 'facility' and a colon after 'the following'.
Question is: why did they let him out and will they let me back in?
