Today is Thursday, April 10, 2025
Birthday Hubert Hofer (67 in 2018)

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Friday, September 16, 2022

Happy Birthday to me!

 

Being pessimistic isn't quite the same as being unhappy, it's just that I've been a cormadgen , curmudgen - whatever! - long before I could spell the word. I've always been a believer in the Second Law of Thermodynamics which states that sooner or later everything turns to shit.

I am never happier than when complaining, so make me happy by not wishing me a happy birthday so I have something to complain about.

As Eeyore famously said, "Thanks for noticin' me."


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