After Moses had come down the mountain with his commandments, he said to the people of Israel, "Hello, people of Israel, I want to give you God's commandments".
The Israelis asked, "How much are they?" Moses said, "They're free." The Israelis looked surprised and said, "Well, in that case we'll take ten!"
Which is how surprised I looked when I received this letter from the Batemans Bay Medical Centre. A FREE bulk-billed health assessment! Whatever next?
Isn't this a wonderful country where the government cares enough about you to take your pulse once a year? I contacted them right away to tell them, "I'll take ten!"
