- I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
- I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
- I don’t have to go to school or work.
- I get an allowance every month.
- I have my own pad.
- I don’t have a curfew.
- I have a driver’s licence and my own car.
- I have ID that gets me into bars and the liquor store.
- The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
- And I don’t have acne.
Life is good!
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
