Today is Tuesday, May 20, 2025

The most important things in life aren't things.

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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Self-portrait

Van Gogh's left ear was cut off
but in his mirror-image self-portrait
the right ear is bandaged.

The melanoma has been removed from my ear and replaced with a piece of skin taken from an unspeakable part of my anatomy. I can't hear anything but people tell me they heard me farting through my right ear.