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Monday, June 8, 2009

Today is the official Queen's Birthday ...

... but, despite all the festivities, the Queen, being the hard-working Indian she is, is hard at her job:

After having for well over twenty years provided a valuable community service by being that 'New Australian' with a funny accent which made all native-borns feel like instant Einsteins, I was half-expecting an Order of Australia but it hasn't shown up. Ah well, maybe next year?