As Commodore, Secretary, and Treasurer of the Nelligen Yacht Club, Australia's most exclusive Yacht Club with a membership of just ONE (me!), I've certainly got my hands full.
However, things got even worse when, against my better judgement, I relaxed the rules and admitted another member. Here's the new member's submission to the Club's committee:
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Hi Peter,
I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. There are all the usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?
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The Committee is still working on a reply.
