I was trying to get a jump on doing my tax return this year but the ATO sent it back!! I guess it was because of my response to the line which said, "List All Dependants".
I wrote, "Half-a-million illegal immigrants, quarter-of-a-million junkies, two million unemployable people on the dole, half-a-million people in over 24 prisons throughout Australia, and over two hundred fools in Parliament House."
Apparently, this was not acceptable.
So I sent my return back with the question, "Did I forget someone?"
