Being, by his own admission, Australia's answer to Stephen Fry, David Attenborough and Sir Trevor McDonald, Sir Les Patterson is Australia’s finest diplomat, diversity watchdog and cultural icon, dropping the occasional double innuendo.
He's a stickler for political correctness and openly heterosexual and doesn't care who knows it. As for some courageous folk who claim that they were born in the body of the wrong sex, Les Patterson has this to say: "I've been there, guys. I know. I need to get into the body of the opposite sex on a regular basis."
At eighty-eight years of age, he's outlived most of his more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion. He was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others, and has more culture than a penicillin factory.
For all my overseas readers who want to imbibe more of that Australian culture, I suggest watching the (un-)forgettable "Les Patterson Saves the World", included by Australian film critic Michael Adams on his list of the worst-ever Australian films. David Stratton wrote in 1990, "The gala opening was an embarrassing occasion, and it is still rumoured in the industry today that the Federal Treasurer Paul Keating, who attended, was so angry that he decide to end rorts in the film industry."
Enjoy - or not!
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