Today is Wednesday, April 09, 2025

Tomorrow is a new day to reflect on the excruciatingly painful failures of today

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Saturday, May 23, 2009

A bit of quackery

I'll be off to Canberra for two days, staying at the Canberra South Motor Park, to undergo surgery at the National Capital Private Hospital on two melanomas: one on my right ear, the other on my right leg (I've always been a bit right-wing).

Don't tell me I won't have a leg to stand on because I won't be able to hear you!