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Today's quote:

Monday, May 4, 2009

There are times when I appreciate living in a place called Nelligen!

So what are the residents called? And what are their mothers called? And what would they be learning at the Fucking High School? Is their Fucking Hospital any good? And if your friend was from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend, would he?

Mind you, the locals are not amused - see press clipping (click to enlarge):

 

I know you want to visit the place, so here's a map to help you find it:

However, as the sign suggests, there's no rush:

"Bitte - nicht so schnell" = "Please - not so fast!"