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Wednesday, August 15, 2012

A MINI Performance

One night London river police spot a rowboat with two people in it rowing up the Thames from the sea. They make their way over to the rowboat and see that it contains two East Indians. The sergeant gets on the loadhailer and shouts "Oi, what are you two blokes up to out here at this time of night?" One of the East Indians shouts back that they are invading Britain. After the laughter from the police boat dies down, the sergeant shouts back, "So it's just the two of you then?" The East Indian shouts back, "No,no, we are just the last two."