Welcome back to the real world after your 10-day escape to the Hideaway Island Resort at Port Vila! I hope you had a great time and also celebrated your birthday in a style to which you're not accustomed.
I trust you enjoyed the Hideaway House Red. I have thought long and hard as to what else to give you for your birthday and have just found it - a Toilet Step Trainer (see picture above) which will go on sale at ALDI next Wednesday. Do you want a second set for the toilet downstairs?
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