Did you get the presents you put on your letter to Santa? You would've if you have followed the advice I gave you after last year's disappointment when I told you to write your letter on sandpaper so Santa won't use it for anything else.
We've had two days and two nights of torrential rain and wild weather which made it difficult to maintain "elf-control" and keep Christmas at the Santa of our attention. In the end, we resorted to a "sleigh" of hand by watching an old Mr Bean Christmas movie. Why don't you join us?
We leave it at that and trust you had yourself a merry Christmas!