... they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch"
So, with my birthday present taken care of, all that's left for you to do is to click here to wish me a Happy Birthday! Well, I'm 79 but I try to comfort myself with the thought that if there were 18 months in every year I'd only be 52.
Okay, I know I am going bald because it takes longer and longer to wash my face and I have just had a mirror put on the kitchen ceiling because at my age food has taken the place of sex in my life but I still don't need glasses and drink right out of the bottle.
And one positive thing about getting older is that you develop a sense of perspective about the future. People say things like, 'We're going to use up our Earth's resources. The Earth will be uninhabitable by 2050.' And I find myself nodding and saying, 'No problem, I'll be dead.'
Anyway, old age isn't so bad when you consider that alternative. And there'll be many more blogs before I shuffle off into that dark night.
♫♫ Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday to ME! ♫♫
