There are two types of people in our little lane: those with swimming pools and those who can't keep their heads above water. Of the former, this one just had an OPEN HOUSE.
I was hoping for a big turn-out which might spill down to the end of the lane where Riverbend offers so much more for so much less: 30,000 instead of a mere 1759 square metres, several hundred metres of waterfront instead of a mere twenty, and a solid brick house which has stood the test of time.
Nobody turned up on our doorstep. Perhaps our sign needs some fine-tuning:
