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Sunday, April 27, 2014

To my Canadian friend Chris near the Arctic Circle:

While we promised to come to each other's funeral, this may not be for some time, so to indulge your longing for another visit to Australia, I am busy copying Billy Connolly's World Tour of Australia.

(Sorry, I stand corrected: you only promised to send a Get-Well card but since you wouldn't miss an opportunity to tell jokes about me, I'm sure you'll be there to put the FUN back into funeral ☺ )

Anyway, I have Billy's World Tour of Australia on video tape, so before sending it to you I have to copy it onto DVD. As there's a whole 320 minutes of this shit, it means I have to sit here for a whole 320 minutes copying it. As Billy Connolly would've said, "F%^&in great!"

By the way, the video clip at the top is a "f***'in brilliant" send-up of Billy Connolly by Australia's very own Shaun Micallef. Thanks to all sorts of copyright bullshit, the only real World Tour of Australia on YouTube is this ending theme song in the last episode. Enjoy!

In eigener Sache!

Ich wanderte im Jahre 1965 vom (k)alten Deutschland nach Australien aus. In Erinnerung an das alte Sprichwort "Gott hüte mich vor Sturm und Wind und Deutschen die im Ausland sind" wurde ich in 1971 im Dschungel von Neu-Guinea australischer Staatsbürger. Das kostete mich nur einen Umlaut und das zweite n im Nachnamen - von -mann auf -man.

Australien war der Anfang und auch das Ende: nach fünfzig Arbeiten in fünfzehn Ländern - "Die ganze Welt mein Arbeitsfeld" - lebe ich jetzt im Ruhestand in Australien an der schönen Südküste von Neusüdwales.

Ich verbringe meine Tage mit dem Lesen von Büchern, segle mein Boot den Fluss hinunter, beschäftige mich mit Holzarbeit, oder mache Pläne für eine neue Reise. Falls Du mir schreiben willst, sende mir eine Email an riverbendnelligen [AT] mail.com, und ich schreibe zurück.

Falls Du anrufen möchtest, meine Nummer ist XLIV LXXVIII X LXXXI.

Notice to North American readers:

This blog is written in the version of English that is standard here. So recognise is spelled recognise and not recognize etc. I recognise that some North American readers may find this upsetting, and while I sympathise with them, I sympathise even more with my countrymen who taught me how to spell. However, as an apology, here are a bunch of Zs for you to put where needed.

Zzzzzz

Disclaimer
This blog has no particular axe to grind, apart from that of having no particular axe to grind. It is written by a bloke who was born in Germany at the end of the war (that is, for younger readers, the Second World War, the one the Americans think they won single-handedly). He left for Australia when most Germans had not yet visited any foreign countries, except to invade them. He lived and worked all over the world, and even managed a couple of visits back to the (c)old country whose inhabitants he found very efficient, especially when it came to totting up what he had consumed from the hotels' minibars. In retirement, he lives (again) in Australia, but is yet to grow up anywhere.

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And finally, don't bother trying to read between the lines. There are no lines - only snapshots, most out of focus.

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Sunday, April 27, 2014

To my Canadian friend Chris near the Arctic Circle:

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