with the right answer wins a glass of hot Glühwein by the fireside.
The long-awaited results of our quiz are in, and the winner is - drum roll! - Mr Desmond J. Hudson of Fairfield, Connecticut, in the much-aligned U.S. of A. who sent in the following answer:
Unfortunately, due to incorrect punctuation marks - in turn due to lack of education - the selection committee was unable to deduce whether the Coke and airport comments are exclamations or questions. It has therefore decided to offer Mr Hudson as compensating inducement a 'Nelligen silver spoon' which, it is hoped, will not inconvenience him further since he was born with a silver spoon already in his mouth.
Congratulations, Mr Hudson! As you won't have any problem in finding "Riverbend", you may now come forward to claim your prize in person.