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Today's quote:

Saturday, January 28, 2017

Handle every stressful situation like a dog: if you can't eat it or play with it, piss on it and walk way

 

The beauty and elegance of Rudyard Kipling's famous poem 'If' contrasts starkly with his largely tragic and unhappy life. Perhaps he should've kept a dog.

 

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!

 


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