How will you survive? Maybe you won't need facebook. Maybe you can make friends outside of facebook by applying the same principles in your neighbourhood?
Every day walk down the street and tell everyone you meet what you have eaten, how you feel, what you did the night before, and what you will do for the rest of the day. Also give them pictures of your family, of your two dogs and of what you have done in the garden. Also listen to their conversation and tell them that you love them.
It's working for me! Already I have three persons following me: two police officers and a psychiatrist.
