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Saturday, April 15, 2017

Solving all the problems of the world

These guys haven't seen a war in decades. All those medals are first prizes in line-dancing


Having just heard that the Pentagon has hired United Airlines to help them unseat Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, I wonder why they haven't thought of the obvious solution to the North Korean problem: a giant magnet!

As for all those men who want to marry men, and all those women who want to marry women, let them! In three generations, there'll be no Greenies left.

And what surprises me about our multiculturalism that went completely off the rails when Al Grassby started wearing those flamboyant jackets is that our flag and culture offends so many and yet our generous wel-fare benefits don’t.

And I'm absolutely tired of being told that we have a huge number of ice addicts in Australia and that I must pay for their treatment and support. Did I grab them and stuff white powder up their noses or stick a needle in their arms while they tried to fight me off?

Some 1,371,000 square kilometres of this island continent is desert which means there's plenty of room for 'drying out'. Just give them all a one-way ticket to the Tanami or Great Sandy Desert and let the rest of us law-abiding and tax-paying citizens get on with our lives.

Which I must do now and close the gate after Padma left for the Bay. She drove off with the driver's door wide open so that people will notice her new pair of shoes ☺

Happy Easter to everybunny!