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Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Happy Birthday, John!


I hope it was a good year for you! I shall pour myself an extra-large glass of Chateau Cardboard this afternoon and drink to your very good health! Have a good one!

Mine started off badly: I phoned an expensive 1800 "Hear me moan" number and got a recording of a woman nagging her husband for not doing the jobs around the house. I could've got that one for free!