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Today's quote:

Friday, May 18, 2012

Bad fences make bad neighbours

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Why, of all the many aesthetically pleasing fencing types available, the new neighbours should have chosen the least-popular Berlin Wall design I will never understand. However, if they want to make a sow's rectum out of a sow's ear - to stretch a metaphor to the nether region - they're welcome to do so as there is no law against bad taste.

'Live and let die', I always say, but some people have already escalated the Sproxton Lane fencing saga beyond its 2-metre height and lodged official complaints with Council who are talking to emissaries from both sides.

The score so far:

Lilliputians: one
Blefuscudians: nil

Stay tuned for further despatches from Mildendo and Blefuscu.