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Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Exercise bikes are a health hazard

It was a dark and stormy night last night. Too dark to see the exercise bike as I 'felt' my way through the lounge-room towards the sliding doors at 2 o'clock in the morning to let Malty go outside for a pee.

I stabbed my toes on the bike and, as I doubled over with pain, hit my face on the handlebar, almost dislodging a tooth.

My advice to you: get rid of any exercise bile around the house! They are a health hazard!