It seems that with all those brown onions, soy milk, avocados (why is there an extra 'e' in tomatoes but not in avocados?), chocolate-coated marshmellows, basmati rice, and Danish pastries, Padma managed to smuggle into yesterday's shopping something fishy:
LACURA® Skin Science Caviar Illumination is a luxurious lifting and firming skin care range for women 40+. Each product contains powerful anti-aging caviar extract - an energetic active ingredient which is very rich in protein, vitamins, minerals and lipid components.
Lipid? What is lipid when it's at home? Anyway, whatever happened to good ol' soap? In any case, Padma is 56, not 40+, so why even bother? They won't sell me their rubbish; I don't need it! I've only got the one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it. 😀
The back of the box reads, "Wrinkle depth appears reduced up to 37% after four weeks." Why only the "depth"? Why not wrinkles per se? And who figured out the 37% and how? If it had to be something fishy, I would've bought a jar of rollmops for half the price, not lipid caviar.
Please await my follow-up post in four weeks' time!
