Did you hear about the Swede who brought his binoculars to a funeral because they were going to bury a distant relative?
Did you hear about the Swede who was asked if he had lived in Stockholm all his life? "Not yet," he answered.
Did you hear about the Swede who hijacked a submarine and asked for 100.000 Kronor in ransom and a parachute?
Did you hear about the Swede who went ice-fishing and returned home with 10lbs of ice?
Did you hear about the Swedish abortion clinic that has a one-year waiting list?
Did you hear about the Swede who flunked his urine test?
Did you hear about the Swedes who've just now awarded the European Union the Nobel Peace Prize?
