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Saturday, October 13, 2012



It's that time of year again when Germans put on pants with flaps in front and slap each other in time to strange music to impress the girls. Could you please repeat that question? You want to know why I left Germany?

I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in....

I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."