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Monday, January 29, 2018

Don't baulk at the price; just buy it!


A former colleague of mine wants to move back to the country, so she and hubby have put up their Sydney house for sale - see here. I was going to give her some marketing ideas - see here, but when I got there, I found that super salesman Burkie was already on the job.

The way he's sitting you can't see his white shoes but that floral shirt and those sunnies are a dead give-away, don't you think?

Anyway, good luck with the sale, Colleen! If you ever decide to go to auction, let me know and I'll send Ernie Dingo over to give you a hand: